I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
operation harelip BJ is a go
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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