You really coming over, don't trick.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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