Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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