I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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