So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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