Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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