and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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