I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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