i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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