I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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