im having a threesome with these popsicles
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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