KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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