I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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