I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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