Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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