I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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