dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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