Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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