butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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