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My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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