sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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