he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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