Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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