He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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