so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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