Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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