it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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