He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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