We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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