You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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