I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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