I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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