Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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