I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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