He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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