just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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