Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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