I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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