It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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