If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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