i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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