You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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