i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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