so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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