i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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