id be glad to
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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