Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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