Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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