My friends, they love my intelligence
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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