A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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